I'll mature when I'm dead Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood

In this brilliantly funny exploration of the treacherous state of adulthood by the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist, Barry tackles everything from fatherhood to new fatherhood to songs.

Main Author: Barry, Dave.
Format: Books Print Book
Language: English
Published: New York : G. P. Putnam's Sons, c2010.
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Table of Contents:
  • The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men)
  • If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women
  • The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be
  • Dance recital
  • Technology
  • Solving the celebrity problem
  • Tips for visiting Miami
  • no. 1 : are you insane?
  • Dog ownership for beginners
  • My Hollywood career: the big dumpster
  • 24: The ultimate script
  • The full coward package
  • The health-care crisis: wash your hands after reading this
  • Colonoscopy
  • A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business: I sure don't have one
  • Judaism for Christians
  • Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel
  • A festival of grimness
  • Father of the groom.