Phantoms don't drive sports cars

Series: Adventures of the Bailey School kids. Main series

• Vampires don't wear polka dots (Volume 1.)

• Werewolves don't go to summer camp (Volume 2.)

• Santa Claus doesn't mop floors (Volume 3.)

• Leprechauns don't play basketball (Volume 4.)

• Ghosts don't eat potato chips (Volume 5.)

• Frankenstein doesn't plant petunias (Volume 6.)

• Aliens don't wear braces (Volume 7.)

• Genies don't ride bicycles (Volume 8.)

• Pirates don't wear pink sunglasses (Volume 9.)

• Witches don't do backflips (Volume 10.)

• Skeletons don't play tubas (Volume 11.)

• Cupid doesn't flip hamburgers (Volume 12.)

• Gremlins don't chew bubble gum (Volume 13.)

• Monsters don't scuba dive (Volume 14.)

• Zombies don't play soccer (Volume 15.)

• Dracula doesn't drink lemonade (Volume 16.)

• Elves don't wear hard hats (Volume 17.)

• Martians don't take temperatures (Volume 18.)

• Gargoyles don't drive school buses (Volume 19.)

• Wizards don't need computers (Volume 20.)

• Mummies don't coach softball (Volume 21.)

• Cyclops doesn't roller-skate (Volume 22.)

• Angels don't know karate (Volume 23.)

• Dragons don't cook pizza (Volume 24.)

• Bigfoot doesn't square dance (Volume 25.)

• Mermaids don't run track (Volume 26.)

• Bogeymen don't play football (Volume 27.)

• Unicorns don't give sleigh rides (Volume 28.)

• Knights don't teach piano (Volume 29.)

• Hercules doesn't pull teeth (Volume 30.)

• Ghouls don't scoop ice cream (Volume 31.)

• Phantoms don't drive sports cars (Volume 32.)

• Giants don't go snowboarding (Volume 33.)

• Frankenstein doesn't slam hockey pucks (Volume 34.)

• Trolls don't ride roller coasters (Volume 35.)

• Wolfmen don't hula dance (Volume 36.)

• Goblins don't play video games (Volume 37.)

• Ninjas don't bake pumpkin pies (Volume 38.)

• Dracula doesn't rock and roll (Volume 39.)

• Sea monsters don't ride motorcycles (Volume 40.)

• The bride of Frankenstein doesn't bake cookies (Volume 41.)

• Robots don't catch chicken pox (Volume 42.)

• Vikings don't wear wrestling belts (Volume 43.)

• Ghosts don't ride wild horses (Volume 44.)

• Wizards don't wear graduation gowns (Volume 45.)

• Sea serpents don't juggle water balloons (Volume 46.)

• Frankenstein doesn't start food fights (Volume 47.)

• Dracula doesn't play kickball (Volume 48.)

• Werewolves don't run for president (Volume 49.)

• The Abominable Snowman doesn't roast marshmallows (Volume 50.)

• Dragons don't throw snowballs (Volume 51.)