Dad is fat
"In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children--everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers&...
| Main Author: | Gaffigan, Jim (Author) |
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| Format: | Books Print Book |
| Language: | English |
| Published: |
New York :
Crown Archetype,
[2013]
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| Edition: | First edition. |
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| Online Access: |
Go to Downloadable eBook Here. |
Table of Contents:
- Letter to my children
- Who's who in the cast
- Rue the day
- "Drinking the Kool-Aid"
- Family-friendly
- Have children : the condition
- The Lone Ranger
- Anti-family
- I confess
- Happy days are here again
- The pharaoh and the slave
- Vice president
- My dad, the professional wrestler
- The narcissist's guide to babies and toddlers
- When women get lazy
- Oh my God, you're pregnant?
- Witchcraft
- Newbornland
- Dogfight
- Circumcision
- The invasion
- Eat the coleslaw!
- Toddlerhood
- The evil within
- Secrets and lies
- A critical analysis of children's literature
- No further questions
- Bring in da noise
- The Chud people
- Monsters
- Nothing in common
- Hotel New York City
- Vamanos
- Is it too soon to start dating again?
- I'll be your tour guide
- Pale force
- Learnin' them
- A self-portrait
- Your special day
- Losing my religion
- No such thing as a free babysitter
- How to put five kids to bed in a two-bedroom apartment
- Negotiating with terrorists
- My former bed
- Morning has been broken
- Naps are payday loans
- Get married, have kids, get fat
- Hand-in-mouth disease
- We need bread
- You win, McDonald's
- How sweet it is
- 'Tis the season
- My other family
- Are you done yet?
- Six kids, Catholic
- The great white baby
- The mousetrap
- Picture this
- Snow job
- On the road again
- Eskimo pies
- You're going to miss this.