The flat rabbit

"Good grief! Would you look at her!" said the rat when she spotted the rabbit. "Um... yes. I was just wondering what she was doing there," replied the dog, a bit startled. It had been so quiet until the rat came along. "She is totally flat," said the rat. For a while they just stood there looking at her. "Do you know her?" "Well," said the dog, "I think she's from number 34. I've never talked to her, but I peed on the gate a couple of times, so we've definitely met." Excerpted from The Flat Rabbit All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.