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Horrid Henry's joke book

Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers!

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Main Author: Simon, Francesca
Format: Books Print Book
Language:English
Published: Naperville, IL : Sourcebooks Jabberwocky, 2010.
Subjects:
Horrid Henry (Fictitious character) > Juvenile fiction.
Wit and humor, Juvenile.
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Warning!
Do not read this joke book if:

  • Your name is Prissy Polly
  • You're a goody-goody, ugly toad, tattle-tale
  • You watch Nellie's Nursery on TV

These jokes are horrid. These jokes are guaranteed to make horrible little brothers feel sick and parents run screaming from the room. These jokes are so rude and so gross that-
"Hey! Peter! Stop reading right now. I said, put down my book-or else. These gross-out jokes are not for little toads!"
"Mooom! Henry's being mean to me!"
"Don't be horrid, Henry. Let Peter read your jokes."
"NO!"

Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?
The skeleton didn't have the guts.

Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
His daddy was a mummy.

Excerpted from Horrid Henry's Joke Book by Francesca Simon All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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