"What's that noise?" "I didn't hear anything," said George. They listened closely. "Shhh!" said Harold. "There it is again!" George heard it this time. He reached over and opened the tree house door a crack. All they could hear was the sound of crickets chirping in the night. George opened the door wider, and the boys peeked down. "AAAUUGH!" roared an evil-looking woman dressed in tight purple vinyl and a mangy-looking fake-fur boa. George and Harold screamed in horror! The snarling woman climbed from the ladder into the tree house. George and Harold recognized her immediately in the moonlight. "Ms. Ribble," George gasped. "What a lovely, uh, outfit you have on." "Who's Ms. Ribble?" the angry lady growled. "My name is Wedgie Woman !!!" George and Harold looked at each other and swallowed hard. "I understand that you boys have information about Captain Underpants," said Wedgie Woman. "What makes you say that?" asked Harold. "I've read your comic books," said the evil villain. "You boys know his strengths, his weaknesses, and I'll bet you even know his SECRET IDENTITY!" "No way!" said George. "Captain Underpants isn't real . . . He-He's just a cartoon!" "We'll see about that," Wedgie Woman scoffed. Excerpted from Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #5): Color Edition by Dav Pilkey All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.
