Edison's ghosts the untold weirdness of history's greatest geniuses

"Overturn everything you knew about history's greatest minds in this raucous and hilarious book, where it turns out there's a finer line between "genius" and "idiot" than we've previously known. As Albert Einstein almost certainly never said, everyone is a gen...

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Main Author: Spalding, Katie (Author)
Format: Books Print Book
Language: English
Published: New York : Little, Brown and Company, 2023.
Edition: First edition.
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Table of Contents:
  • The mathematical cult leader Pythagoras, and his incredibly stupid death
  • Confucius was an ugly nerd with low self-esteem
  • Never, ever hire Leonardo da Vinci
  • Galileo utterly fails to read the room
  • The entirely unbelievable life of Tycho Brahe
  • When René Descartes got baked
  • Isaac Newton and the Philosopher's Stone
  • Mozart uses his superstar status to tell us all to kiss his arse ... over and over again
  • Benjamin Franklin uses world-changing technology to prank friends, self
  • Émilie du Châtelet cares not for your social mores, and she will fight you in her underwear to prove it
  • Johann Christian Reil invents psychiatry and things get really weird really quickly
  • Napoleon Bonaparte's fluffiest foe
  • Lord Byron, the patron saint of fuckboys
  • Ada Lovelace's (husband's) family jewels
  • Galois hunting
  • John Couch Adams ignores his mail, loses Neptune
  • You really wouldn't want to hang out with Karl Marx
  • Charles Darwin: glutton; worm dad; murderer?
  • James Glaisher, the Victorian weatherman who nearly became an astronaut
  • Sigmund Freud used cocaine so much he thought numbers wanted to kill him
  • Arthur Conan Doyle gets pranked so hard he claims fairies exist
  • Thomas Edison's lesser-known invention: dial-a-ghost
  • Real-life supervillain Nicola Tesla takes the term "pigeon fancying" a bit too literally
  • Marie Curie defies all the odds to accidentally poison both herself and thousands of strangers
  • Albert Einstein: public nuisance, love rat
  • Kurt Gödel, the Disney princess who broke time
  • Maya Angelou, in: Stop! or my mom will shoot
  • Ernest Hemingway may have been the worst double agent ever
  • Yukio Mishima and the shortest, gayest fascist coup in history
  • NASA forgets about women, toilets and the metric system.