"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in succulent Swiss quintuple and smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted in glucose." "That's as may be, it's still a frog." *** "Dinsdale was a gentleman. And what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator." *** "Look, my lad, I've had enough of this, That parrot is definitely deceased. And whe I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to its being tires and shaged out following a long squawk." "It's probaby pining for the fjords," *** "He is an halibut." "You've got a pet halibut?" "Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others. They wer all too flat." Excerpted from Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus by Monty Python Staff, Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Terry Gillian All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.
