Let's pretend this never happened (a mostly true memoir)

Overview: When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are...

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Main Author: Lawson, Jenny, 1973- (Author)
Format: Books Print Book
Language:English
Published: New York, New York : Berkley Books, 2013.
Edition:Berkley trade paperback edition.
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500 |a Includes a "Bonus Chapter: There's a Serious Lack of Prostitutes on This Tour" copyright 2013 by Jenny Lawson." 
505 0 |a Introduction -- I was a three-year-old arsonist -- My childhood: David Copperfield meets Gun & Ammo Magazine -- Stanley, the magical talking squirrel -- Don't tell your parents -- Jenkins, you motherfucker -- If you need an arm condom, it might be time to reevaluate some of your life choices -- Draw me a fucking dog -- That's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever -- No one ever taught me couch etiquette -- Just your average engagement story -- It wasn't stew -- Married on the fourth of July -- There's no place like home -- Series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week -- Dark and disturbing secrets HR doesn't want you to know -- If you see my liver, you're gone too far -- My vagina is fine: thanks for asking -- Phone conversation I had with my husband after I go lost for the eighty thousandth time -- Then I go stabbed in the face by a serial killer -- Thanks for the zombies, Jesus -- Making friends with girls -- I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "great and terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains) -- Psychopath on the other side of the bathroom door -- Open letter to my husband, who is asleep in the next room -- Just to clarify: we don't sleep with goats -- Stabbed by chicken -- It wasn't even my crack -- Honestly, I don't even know where I got that machete: a comic tragedy in three parts days -- I'm going to need an old priest and a young priest -- That's why you should learn to pick your battles -- Hairless rats: free for kids only -- Then I snuck a dead Cuban alligator on an airplane -- You can't go home again (unless you want to get mauled by wild dogs) -- Epilogue -- End (sort of) -- True facts -- Bonus Chapter: There's a serious lack of prostitutes on this tour -- Acknowledgments -- Readers guide. 
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