Read this to look cool essays and overthinkings
"This book won't fix you, but imagine how cool you'll look carrying it around... Maeve Dunigan has poured a lifetime of effort into seeming effortlessly chill. The results have been ... mixed. Nonetheless, Maeve still believes she's one pair of leather pants, one perfect use of the word "bespoke," a...
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Naperville, IL :
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[2026]
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction: Congratulations! You're reading a book!
- I did it out of spite
- I'm honored to accept this Nobel Prize, which I won purely out of spite
- My girls
- How to have perfect taste
- I actually do believe in competing with other women
- Becoming Ava
- McBurney's Point
- Email signatures in ascending order of how nervous I am to be emailing you
- Passenger princess
- I'm a red-breasted nuthatch, and I'm more than my bird ID page
- I did this to me
- Hey cutie, why don't you come over here and take off my disgusting, unwashed jeans?
- Victoria's Secret
- This month, your credit score decreased by one point because we just don't really like you
- Congratulations! You're halfway through a book!
- Three duets
- Everything it could mean when I say 'my head hurts'
- Taking chances
- French's yellow
- Relax, no one's thinking about you as much as you think they are! Unless you did something really embarrassing, in which case, many people are definitely thinking about it often
- Six ways my chicken died, and four ways to interpret it
- A story about a cat named Mr. Cat
- What I think will happen if I learn to do a backflip
- Math
- See attached
- Dragon hoarding enormous pile of treasure seeks
- Unpaid intern
- Circle of truth
- Ghosts
- Quiz: What do you actually want out of this quiz?
- I'm a thief and shitkicker, and I'd like to be famous
- Epilogue: Congratulations! You finished a book!
- Acknowledgments
- Notes
- About the author.
